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Ten Minutes of Legal Advice for $1 @ Spilt Milk Law

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Ten Minutes of Legal Advice for $1 @ Spilt Milk Law
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AssociatedSpiltMilk on 08/04/2024 - 12:02 spiltmilk.nz (857 clicks)
Last edited 11/04/2024 - 08:44 by 1 other user
ONEGOLDCOIN

My way of giving back to the Cheapies community, who've saved me a truckload of cash over the years. Use promo code ONEGOLDCOIN, pay your dollar, get as much of an answer as I can realistically provide in 10 minutes.

Will I try and upsell you on more legal work? If I think it'd benefit you, then yup, absolutely I will. Otherwise no, I'll just do my best to help in 10 minutes. But you're under no obligation (and no social pressure) to go any further, and can always take the initial view I give you to another lawyer or to a service like Community Law. Even if I do upsell you, I'll try and give you some actionable advice you can take forward by yourself if you'd prefer.

To get the most out of your 10 minutes, please try to ask a clear and specific question. As I've only got 10 minutes to help, a vague question will likely get a vague answer.

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Comments

  • apas023 on 08/04/2024 - 12:10
    +2

    This is awesome man!

  • Bill on 08/04/2024 - 13:03
    +8

    Trying to think of a question to take advantage of this deal.

  • Vena on 08/04/2024 - 13:12

    I'm assuming you won't be fielding questions if its in regard to overseas debt from an estate?

    • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 08/04/2024 - 13:20
      +3

      Fill out the form and I'll do my best. Give me as much explanation as you can (or can be bothered giving) and I'll give the best answer I can within 10 minutes. If it's complicated then I might not be able to solve your problem, but can potentially point you in the right direction.

  • thats mum life on 08/04/2024 - 19:17
    +1

    Any "one use per household" rule? Completely unrelated - I have a Trust question and my husband has a trademarking question!

    • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 08/04/2024 - 20:55
      +2

      If it looks like there's some kind of conflict of interest, yes - but if it's unrelated then fill your boots!

  • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 09/04/2024 - 10:52
    +13

    Whoever (I know who you are because I can see a large number of $1 holds on your debit card lol, I just can't say who) keeps submitting lengthy strings of homophobic stuff and swearing without even asking a legal question, can you please not? I'm trying to help people, and it's a real hassle. Happy to respond even if your question is packed with swearing, but it's got to at least be a question, yeah?

    If you have a deep-seated need to waste time for literally no gain today, can I instead recommend something that doesn't affect me? E.g. turning up at your local Mitre 10 asking for a 15% price beat on a chocolate bar or a single screw?

    • Latex Fist on 09/04/2024 - 11:07
      +3

      Hey mate, sorry that there are complete morons here. Let me just sys that from my perspective, I really appreciate what you're doing here and you truly are helping people (well, at least me! Just submitted my question).

      It really reflects them as people and their own insecurities.

      • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 09/04/2024 - 11:42

        I've had heaps of great questions - definitely feels worthwhile! Thanks for your question, will get back to you ASAP.

    • beatthatflight on 09/04/2024 - 13:50
      +1

      Flag it with their bank. Get their account suspended :P

    • Alan6984 on 10/04/2024 - 11:48

      Whoever (I know who you are because I can see a large number of $1 holds on your debit card lol, I just can't say who) keeps submitting lengthy strings of homophobic stuff and swearing without even asking a legal question, can you please not? I'm trying to help people, and it's a real hassle. Happy to respond even if your question is packed with swearing, but it's got to at least be a question, yeah?

      If you have a deep-seated need to waste time for literally no gain today, can I instead recommend something that doesn't affect me? E.g. turning up at your local Mitre 10 asking for a 15% price beat on a chocolate bar or a single screw?

      Sorry to hear that - hope this offer does work out for you!

      • Alan6984 on 10/04/2024 - 13:20

        Looks like you might be in to win a coveted Choice Cheapies Monthly Award - can't beat that!

        • bigcheese on 10/04/2024 - 13:49

          Unfortunately the post is ineligible for that - Associatiated posts are excluded from the loot.

          • Alan6984 on 10/04/2024 - 13:52

            @bigcheese:

            Unfortunately the post is ineligible for that - Associatiated posts are excluded from the loot.

            Whoaaa!

            Does that mean that La Grande Fromagee is also SpiltyMilky???

            Both dairy-nesses so I guess it makes sense!

            • bigcheese on 10/04/2024 - 13:59

              @Alan6984: No - just the love of dairy in common I believe.

              • Alan6984 on 10/04/2024 - 14:32

                @bigcheese:

                No - just the love of dairy in common I believe.

                Ah, well there are worse things to obsess over than dairy related products…. as I am all too familiar with, but that's a tale for another time.

                • bigcheese on 10/04/2024 - 14:37

                  @Alan6984: That’s right. No point crying over spilt milk…

                  • Alan6984 on 10/04/2024 - 15:19

                    @bigcheese:

                    That’s right. No point crying over spilt milk…

                    Nooooo!

                    That's just too cheesy for my taste :-)

        • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 10/04/2024 - 22:30
          +1

          I have won before (twice IIRC) with non-associated deals, so I do at least know how sweet the feeling is

  • mikenz on 09/04/2024 - 18:14
    +3

    As a cheapies member I believe I have a moral obligation to try and abuse this generous & kind hearted deal by creating throwaway emails to present & chain a long and challenging legal problem for that sweet sweet rate of $6/hr

    • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 09/04/2024 - 22:27
      +1

      I have faith in you.

    • Alan6984 on 10/04/2024 - 11:46

      You might need a load of those $1 SIMs that get posted too - SpiltMilk might be calling you for each consult, and you'll need to have a new number each time.

      Luckily, any real Cheapie, probably has a stash of SIMs lying around for just such eventualities, although some people might have depleted their stocks when getting the Woolworths Everyday Rewards sign-up bonuses last month… you know who you are!

      ;-)

  • denverthedinosaur on 09/04/2024 - 22:33

    Can each one of my personalities purchase a separate 10 mins? Thanks in advance <3

  • Superpower21 on 10/04/2024 - 22:32

    Thanks OP for the great offer! Not sure if I did it right but I put the promo code in the refferal area.

  • 535 on 12/04/2024 - 13:16

    @SpiltMilk would this deal qualify as legal advice for a relationship agreement for one of the parties if the question is about the drawn up document?

    • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 12/04/2024 - 15:40
      +1

      I'm sorry, but there is no prospect I'll be able to properly advise you on this within 10 minutes. Submit a request anyway and I'll come back to you with an estimated cost which you can then compare with some other firms.

  • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 13/04/2024 - 22:19
    +2

    Thanks for a pretty unreal response! 74 submissions so far.

    I'm now working through enquiries from 11 April, but there are a lot so please bear with me. If your issue is urgent, feel free to reply to the confirmation email and I'll see if I can prioritise yours.

    I've been able to respond substantively to most people so far, but please forgive me if I've only been able to give you a tentative view.

  • mickey9876 on 14/04/2024 - 12:49

    Missed this!

    • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 14/04/2024 - 17:32

      I've not had time to take off the promo code yet - will probably do it tomorrow.

      • Alan6984 on 14/04/2024 - 20:09

        Does that mean you would consider accepting one more $1 consult for those of us too slow initially?

        • AssociatedSpiltMilk @ Split Milk Law on 14/04/2024 - 20:27

          I'm working my way through the backlog and not checking dates. I haven't taken the code down yet, but will do, probably sometime tomorrow.

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