⚡️ The Cheapies Black Friday Blitz Oath ⚡️
On this day of digital and physical chaos, we swear by the power of the 'Cheapie' flair:
We will not be distracted by full-price retail lies. Our focus is laser-like: Lowest Price Wins.
We swear to post every decent find immediately, before the stock sells out or the deal expires. If we see it, we share it.
We promise to check the fine print (like shipping costs and coupon codes), so nobody ends up paying an extra $\$1.50 without warning.
We shall accept the collective judgment if we post a deal that is only "meh."
We will not buy it all. (But we reserve the right to buy most of it.)
May our carts be full and our wallets relatively light!
Late addendum:
Thou shalt not pay full price at Briscoes.
(Hat tip to Matt & Jerry Show, RIP.)