I'm so cheap I keep the rubber bands off bunches of asparagus.
You're not cheap if you buy asparagus. Grow that stuff mate. Free.
Works well for replanting bokchoy
Might have to change the subject title to cheap AND lazy ;)
I'm so cheap, when I die and walk towards the light, I'm gonna turn it off…
Careful, you might be sending out the wrong signal (I wanna choose hell instead).